YA Highway has made a mistake...they told us to go wild this week with their topic. No one should ever tell me and Pam to go wild unless they expect utter insanity in return. This week, they told us to pretend that we can ask Santa anything we want (and they penned a pretty kickass poem for the post). Topics like this are what dreams are made of... here is what we want to whisper to Santa.
Twenty Pound Weight Loss---without exercise, while eating pizza, Chinese food, and chocolate chip cookies.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Eminem, and Garrett Hedlund wearing nothing but Christmas bows and smiles.
A multi-million dollar book deal with a dream agent attached
A gig at a University
A shiny new meniscus (knee cartilage) and knee ligaments
To never exercise again and not gain a pound
The New Toyota Corolla with GPS built in
Leonardo DiCaprio wearing nothing...not even a Christmas bow
A multi-million dollar three book deal with dream agent attached (sound familiar)
Again, a gig at a University
The World in the palm of my hand
Hey, we warned you all before that we share a brain. Now, what would you ask old St. Nick?