If you've read CUTB (and if you haven't, stop reading this blog now and go grab it!), you know that Parker is bitter and cranky and ambivalent about many things in life. So why would I want to follow such a depressing creature? Because she has the wit of a curmudgeon (yes, I did just use an SAT word). Some of the things Parker says makes me cringe and laugh at the same time, which probably looks pretty awkward to anyone around me.
Here's a dose of things Ms. Fadley may say on Twitter:
@parker_fadley: Really, I don't want to hear it. You're dull.
@parker_fadley: Cosmo, December '94. The Sex Issue. Came with a map and everything (re: G spot)
@parker_fadley: Oh joy.....No, really.
I'm a fan of sarcastic humor, so I'd eat this right up!
A close second of the characters I'd follow on Twitter would probably be "Pudge" of "The Colonel" from Looking for Alaska. I'm not even halfway through this book yet, and I keep cracking up at their antics. I would love to follow a conversation between these two.
So, there you have it. If I haven't hooked you on the Twitter-Fever, then clearly something is wrong with you. But I'd really love to hear which characters you'd like to follow. :)